Without further ado, here are my lovely bridesmaids and bridesman. Yes, Tony. You are lovely, too.


Bridesmaid 1: Tiffany S. was the first one to hear about my crush on the boy in gym class. She and I have known each other since the 5th grade, but we didn't start really getting to know each other until the 7th. At that point, we were doing sleepovers every Friday night at my house and talk to each other about boys, school, and family until we fell asleep. This brilliant girl attends UC Berkeley, and we don't nearly get to spend enough time together. Tiffany knows every aspect of my relationship with Brandon, and I don't know how she is not sick of hearing me talk about him after four and a half years. Perhaps she is just that patient of a person.
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Bridesmaid 2: Tiffany O. (Tuff) and I hated each other in middle school. The girl tried to steal my sixth grade boyfriend, after all. We somehow mended our relationship with one another. As with Belinda, I feel like we lost some good years of beautiful friendship. We have been in a competition to see who would get married first because we both want the same color scheme for our wedding and the same KitchenAid standing mixer for our wedding gift. I won, but at least she got proposed to first.
These beautiful gals even took me out to Downtown Disney to celebrate my engagement. They have been hearing about my wedding and marriage plans for so long that I think they were relieved to see it finally happening.

Bridesman: I think Tony was reluctant to accept it at first, but he is going to be my bridesman. No, he won't wear a dress, but he will be standing up there with my gorgeous
four ladies. I have always found it to be so easy to talk to Tony, and we never fail to have a good
time with one another when we hang out. He shares my cheap and thrifty lifestyle, and is always so understanding. I don't have to watch what I say around him, and I value our friendship greatly. That is why I need him to be a part of my wedding.
These five people will hear me blab on about the wedding for almost a full year. They probably can't wait for it to all be over with.

These five people will hear me blab on about the wedding for almost a full year. They probably can't wait for it to all be over with.
Hurrah! I'm world-famous. Why do you have to be so darn cute missy?!
ReplyDeleteLOL. I did get proposed to first, b*tch.
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